Today marks the 2nd year I almost got a divorce (I had actually called a lawyer). I usually avoid saying this but it was all my fault and I would have crushed my own beautiful family with my own hands.

Here’s how it happened, in summary.

I used to be in considerably good shape from my early 20’s to 30’s, but the closer I got to 40, the worse my shape became.

Even though I didn’t overeat, I gradually became more and more overweight and it made me age faster than I expected.

The worst parts were the constant tiredness and body aches.

It broke me and I could barely look at myself in the mirror.

This led me to develop an unhealthy amount of jealousy;

My husband is a pastor, so people from all walks of life and gender often visit his office for prayers and consultation.

I didn’t worry initially because I trusted him fully and I was confident in myself.

But due to the way I was losing my beauty so fast, my self-confidence crumbled and I began to suspect every woman that visited his office, especially the ones in great shape.

It nearly drove me mad and I wanted to divorce him at one point. But fortunately, I have the best hubby in the world.

It was my birthday that year and just as he always does, he bought me a gift.

Instead of the usual gift of jewellery or iPhone though, he got me a curious-looking machine.

He told me I’d love it, that I should just try it once to know if I’d prefer something else.

He set it up for me and I got on it.

It was love at first sight! The machine gave me the best massage of my life and I could already breathe better by the first use. The body aches relieved me too!

The massage machine became my new favourite thing and I would use it every day.

Within 2 months, I already noticed that the usual body pains and aches were gone.

I slept much better because my breathing improved.

And I started getting slimmer!

Today, if you see me, you can never guess I’m above 40. I’m just like that sweet sexy chick my husband met at NYSC.

I’m more confident now and my marriage has gone up to level 1000!

My advice to you: get one but don’t let your rivals discover it. Hide it from them. Lol.

Yours truly,

Mrs Oga.